More Than A Whinge About The Syringe, Part 2

| Related | June 18, 2013

Me: “Hey, mom, I’ve been thinking.”

Mom: “Yeah?”

Me: “If I ever get sentenced to death row for any reason, I want my last meal to involve lots of alcohol. That way, when I wake up in Heaven, I won’t remember how painful my execution was.”

Mom: “Good idea. Although, these days they use a lethal injection, which is kind of like falling asleep.”

Me: “Yeah, but they do it with a needle!”

 

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