More Strippers Than Years

| Madison, WI, USA | Friendly | February 13, 2016

(I am answering phones at the business when my personal cellphone rings. There is no caller ID available, but answer it any way in case it is a customer.)

Me: “Hello?”

Caller: “…”

(There is a long awkward silence.)

Caller: “Yes, hi, hello. I…”

(Silence starts again and you can hear laughing in the background.)

Caller: “Yeah, I just wanted to confirm your order on sixteen strippers”

Me: “Oh, really?”

Caller: “Yeah, I just want to make sure that you still want them.”

Me: “Hmm… no, thanks.”

Caller: “Why not?”

Me: “Because you sound like you are six years old.”

Caller: “…”

(Another long pause.)

Caller: “Actually, I am 15!” *hangs up*

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