More Strippers Than Years

(I am answering phones at the business when my personal cellphone rings. There is no caller ID available, but answer it any way in case it is a customer.)

Me: “Hello?”

Caller: “…”

(There is a long awkward silence.)

Caller: “Yes, hi, hello. I…”

(Silence starts again and you can hear laughing in the background.)

Caller: “Yeah, I just wanted to confirm your order on sixteen strippers”

Me: “Oh, really?”

Caller: “Yeah, I just want to make sure that you still want them.”

Me: “Hmm… no, thanks.”

Caller: “Why not?”

Me: “Because you sound like you are six years old.”

Caller: “…”

(Another long pause.)

Caller: “Actually, I am 15!” *hangs up*