More Invasive Than You’d Like
(I work at an optician’s office. We provide a service for customers who are diabetic where they can have a retinal screening.)
Me: “Can I help you, sir?”
Patient: *loudly* “I’m here for a diabetic rectal screening!”
(There is an uncomfortable pause while the patient digests what he has just boomed out to the whole shop in a very loud voice.)
Me: “Er…”
Patient: “I think I got that wrong.”
Me: “Slightly, sir.”
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