More Importantly, Who’s Getting The Czech

(I overhear this as I am getting dinner.)

Girl #1: “Hey, if you wanna grab us a table, I’m going to go see what they’re serving today.”

Girl #2: “Okay.”

Girl #1: *comes back* “Hey, what is a pollock?”

Girl #2: “I’m pretty sure it’s a person of Polish descent. Why?”

Girl #1: “Oh, I guess they’re frying them over there by the cabbage.”

(The sign says ‘Fried Potluck’.)