More Hands-On With Their Complaints

, , , , | | Right | May 17, 2019

(My cousin and I go out to get breakfast at a casual restaurant in the city.)

Waitress: “Is there anything you would like to drink today?”

Me: “I’d like a water, please.”

Cousin: “I hate when restaurants give you this stuff.”

Me: “What stuff?”

Cousin: “Like, knives… and forks and stuff.”

Me: “You hate when they give you cutlery?”

Cousin: “Yeah.”

Waitress: “…”

Me: “He’ll have a water, as well, please.”

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