More Hands-On With Their Complaints
(My cousin and I go out to get breakfast at a casual restaurant in the city.)
Waitress: “Is there anything you would like to drink today?”
Me: “I’d like a water, please.”
Cousin: “I hate when restaurants give you this stuff.”
Me: “What stuff?”
Cousin: “Like, knives… and forks and stuff.”
Me: “You hate when they give you cutlery?”
Cousin: “Yeah.”
Waitress: “…”
Me: “He’ll have a water, as well, please.”