Monthly Roundup: October 2017

| Right | November 6, 2017

Dear readers, we’re bringing back the roundups! Instead of a weekly tally of the highest-voted stories, the editors have decided to round up stories from all our categories that we think deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite stories in the poll below! Note: You can choose up to three.

 

They’re Vibrating On A Different Frequency

Every generation seems to think that sex started with them — which leaves us with some obvious questions…

Shaved New Hires From A Bad Experience

A coworker stands up for new hires, just knowing a customer will shout at them for their own mistake, and makes us wish more employees were brave enough to challenge the notion that “the customer is always right.”

They Can Have Their Pie And Eat It

It’s a story about pie. We really shouldn’t have to say any more.

Would Have You Do Hard Labor To Replace It

You think suddenly going into labor will get this manager off your case?

Some Stupidity Is Just Organic

We’ve found the fruit version of “it’s wireless so it doesn’t need wires!”

A Piercing Attack From Chauvinism

Wearing piercings is a pleasure that’s all mine.

An Electronic Alarm

See what happens when this substitute teacher realizes he’s teaching in Totalitarianism 101!

Time To Give Each Other Some Space

Vehicular schadenfreude is even more delicious when they really, really deserve it.

Locked The Door To Obnoxiousness

Because there’s no way to celebrate a month of bad behavior without a little karma!

The Children Are Late Because Daddy Came Early

That’ll teach you for asking the kids why they’re late!

Shouldn’t Engage In Pillow Talk

I guess if you’re against same-sex marriage, then the solution is to not marry someone of the same sex.

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 70

That’s not how this money thing works! That’s not how any of it works!

Time To Adopt Plan B

Playtime in school can mean playing the teacher…

Saved By Play Time

And finally, an adorable Not Always Hopeless story that won’t find its way onto the poll, because, as our readers have commented, the rest of our categories just can’t compete with a big bowl of onions!

 

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