Monster Discount!
I worked in a shoe repair store that was part of a much larger shoe store back in the 90s. I’m tucked way in the back, in the basement, but I can also work sales and sell new shoes. I’m behind the counter when a customer walks in holding a very worn-out pair of loafers.
Customer: “Hi, I was wondering if these can be, well, brought back to life.”
I examine the shoes.
Me: “Well… the soles are separating, the stitching’s blown out, and the heel’s worn down to the metal. How long have you had them?”
Customer: “About ten years. I walk a lot.”
Me: “They’ve definitely seen some miles.”
Customer: “Be honest, is this fixable?”
Me: “Have you ever read Frankenstein?”
Customer: *Excited.* “I saw the movie! Oh…” *Getting it.* “Oh… wait… oh no.”
Me: “Yeah…”
I helped him pick out a new and hardy pair of shoes ideal for his active walking lifestyle.
Me: “If you want two pairs, we’re doing buy-one-get-one-half-price on this particular brand at the moment.”
Customer: “Could I get one for my wife?”
Me: “Yes! This style comes in women’s sizing, too.”
Customer: “Cool! I’ll get one for her, too!”
His eyes light up.
Customer: “I’ll call them Bride of Frankenstein!”
I gave him a little extra discount for that.
