Monopolizing The Sofa Industry
(I take my brother to the pub. He goes to get the first round, which includes a Coke.)
Brother: “Can I have [drinks] and a Coke, please.”
Bartender: “Is Pepsi okay?”
Brother: “Is Monopoly money okay?”
Bartender: “Right, get out. You’re barred.”
(He was allowed to stay after paying a fine into the tip-jar.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
