Monolingual Morons
(Our line has signs marked enter and exit in both English and Spanish. A elderly gentleman is waiting at the exit sign while a line forms at the enter sign.)
Me: “Sir, I would be happy to help you, but you will need to get in line by the “enter” sign.”
Customer: “How would I know where that is? I don’t speak Spanish.”
Me: “Yes, but the sign is in English and Spanish and the English word is on top.”
Customer: “But I can’t read this sign. It’s in Spanish.”
Me: “And English.”
Customer: “I don’t read Spanish!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
