Monkey See, Monkey Please Don’t Do That Again
(I am working box office when a father and his thirteen-year-old son come up to my window. We are located in the same mall area as our competitors.)
Me: “Welcome to [theater], sir. How can I help you today?”
(The father gets a huge grin on his face. He begins to scratch his head and make monkey noises.)
Me: *speechless*
Father: “The monkey movie!”
Son: “Dad, it’s Planet of the Apes!”
Me: *laughing* “Oh, you want [Competitor] down the street. We don’t have that here.
Father: “You mean I have to do my routine again?”
Son: *embarrassed* “No, Dad!”
Father: “But I practiced it all the way down here!”
Son: *rolls eyes*
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