Monkey See, Butt What Did Monkey Do?

I work for a major pharmacy chain. We sometimes get calls from manufacturers and distributors to add products to our system.

Caller: “So, the item code is [code].”

This is strange, normally they just tell me the name.

Me: “Okay, but it’s easier if I just start with the name of the product.”

Caller: “Do we have to?”

Me: “…yes?”

Caller: “Okay, but I’m just reading what I have here in front of me.”

Me: “Okay?”

Caller: “Monkey butt powder.”

We both pause to laugh.

Me: “That’s okay. Last month I had to type in ‘Better Than Sex Mascara’.”