Monkey-like Behavior
High School | Learning
| May 21, 2015
(My younger brother and I ride the morning bus at six am, and many of the students try to get a little extra sleep on the bus. This particular morning, one of the students has brought a ‘screaming monkey’ toy and is making it scream over and over again. He is ignoring protests to make it stop)
Me: *to a friend* “If that kid makes that thing scream one more time, I’m gonna go over there and throw it out the window…”
(My brother then stands up, walks over to the offending student, grabs the toy out of his hand, slaps him across the face with it, and hands it back to him.)
Brother: “Don’t do that again.”
Rest Of The Bus: *applauds*
