Monitoring (Lack Of) Progress
(I get a call from a customer saying that there is something wrong with her server.)
Me: “Ma’am, is the screen frozen?”
Caller: “Yes, it is.”
Me: “All right, go ahead and manually turn it off for me.”
Caller: “All right, it’s off.”
(This is odd, as it normally takes up to five minutes for the server to turn off.)
Me: “Okay. Go ahead and turn it back on, and let me know when it’s back up.”
Caller: *without skipping a beat* “It’s back up, and still frozen.”
Me: “Okay, ma’am. Are you actually turning off the monitor or the computer?”
Caller: “I don’t know! I’m no computer wiz!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.