Money Makes The World Go Your Way
(My best friend is sitting opposite me playing a computer game in which you are a civilisation trying to take over the rest of the world.)
Best Friend: “This leader wants me to have a peace treaty with them on the condition that they get one of my cities.”
Me: “Yeah, no. Don’t do it.”
Best Friend: “I didn’t. I fought her with my army whenever hers attacked, and ended up taking one of her cities. Now she’s giving me gold to form a peace treaty. That’s more like it!”
Me: “That’s how [Best Friend] governs!”
Best Friend: “H***, yeah! Killing people ’til they offer me money.”
Me: “Remind me to never let you be in the government.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?