Money Makes The Wheels Go Round

(I’ve been texting a girl who I like, and I think likes me back. Through the conversation we have been flirting a bit. After a while, we get to the topic of cars.)

Her: “I want this motorcycle.”

(She texts me a picture.)

Me: “I’m totally buying this jaguar.”

(I send her a picture back.)

Her: “Yeah, totally, then you could start taking me to school!”

Me: “Oh, so you’re one of the gold diggers who only like guys for their money?”

Her: “I always told my dad that I would marry rich. He said not under his watch. So I made it okay by saying I wanted to marry a good guy, but money wouldn’t hurt the cause.”