Money Doesn’t Grow In ATMs

I’m an ATM service tech. I get a call from a bank manager.

Bank Manager: “So, the ATM has stopped printing money.”

Me: “Ha, well… that’s not how they work.”

Bank Manager: “Yes, I know it’s not working. That’s why I’m calling you! Moron.”

I later confirmed it wasn’t just a slip of the tongue. He really thought the ATM printed the money.

A bank… manager.