Mommy Says All Men Are Evil
(A three-year-old boy is playing with some dolls at the daycare center and separating them into families.)
Boy: “And this is the mommy, and this is the daughter, and this is the other mommy, and this is the son and the daughter, and this is the other mommy–”
Worker: “Where are all the daddies?”
Boy: “They’re in jail.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?