Momma Likes To Wine And Whine
(I am working at a daycare and eating my lunch while the kids are having nap time. One of the kids, a two-year-old girl, has woken up early this day.)
Child: “[My Name] drinking Diet Pepsi?”
Me: “Yep, I’m drinking a soda.”
Child: “Daddy drink Diet Pepisi.”
Me: “Daddy drinks Diet Pepsi?”
Child: “Yeah.”
Me: “[Child’s Name] doesn’t drink Diet Pepsi, right?”
Child: “No, [Child’s Name] drink juice. Daddy drink Diet Pepsi. Momma drink wine.”
Me: “Momma drinks wine?”
Child: “Uh, huh. Momma drink wine. Momma drink a LOT of wine.”
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