Mom, You Have The Floor

, , | Working | July 31, 2018

(My family and I are enjoying dinner at home when a telemarketer calls. My mom answers.)

Telemarketer: “Good evening, this is [Telemarketer] from [Cleaning Company]. Are you interested in having your carpets cleaned?”

Mom: “I’m sorry; we don’t have any carpets.”

Telemarketer: “No problem. We also do hardwood floors. Would you be interested in having your hardwood floors cleaned?”

Mom: “We don’t have any floors!” *hangs up*

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