Mom Is Getting Into The Swing Of It

(It is Halloween, and my mom and I are going through a haunted house in a theme park.)

Guy With Chainsaw: *suddenly pops up and revs chainsaw at my mom*

Mom: “Aieee!” *swings a punch at guy*

Guy With Chainsaw: *dodges* “Hey! No touching!”

Me: “Mom, you’re not supposed to hit the people that work here!”

Mom: “I didn’t hit! I only took a swing!”

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