Mom In A Thong: Wrong
Me: “Ma’am, you’re not allowed to have non-service dogs in the store unless you’re holding them.”
Woman: “Oh, I know.”
Me: “Well… I am going to have to ask you to keep the dog in your arms while you’re shopping.”
Woman: “That’s fine. I just had to readjust my thong.”
Woman’s Young Daughter: “MOM!”
Woman: “What? I wanted him to know.”