Moaning Myrtle Goes Shopping

, , , , | Right | February 14, 2020

(In our fitting room, we always ask for names. My current customer is an average-looking woman in her late fifties.)

Me: “And can I get your name, please?”

Customer: “Today?”

Me: *a little surprised* “Um, yes?”

Customer: “Oh, let’s see… I guess Myrtle.”

(I write the name down and the customer starts giggling.)

Customer: “That’s my shopping name!”

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