Mixed Up Mincemeat
I work in the meat department at a supermarket. A lady comes up to me.
Customer: “Your mincemeat is advertised cheaper in the catalogue!”
Me: “No, ma’am, we are selling it at regular price.”
Customer: “No! You’re not honoring the advertised price!”
She leaves, drives home, and returns with the catalogue! She holds it up to my face.
Customer: “See?! It’s supposed to be on sale!”
I flip to the front of the catalogue.
Me: “This is for [Other Supermarket].”
Customer: “…”
Me: “…”
Customer: “Do you have directions?”
Me: “Certainly!”
Question of the Week
Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?