Mission: Impossible, Part 3
home improvement | Right | March 18, 2008
Customer: “Yeah I need some shelving.”
Me: “Sure, do you want the wall-mounted kind?”
Customer: “Oh…no.”
Me: “Okay, so you want the free-standing kind?
Customer: “No, that’s not it either.”
Me: “Umm, okay. Do you want it to hang from a ceiling or something?”
Customer: “No, I just want some shelving!”
Me: “Do you want it to levitate?”
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