Missed The Doors Of Opportunity

(I am running the lights for a concert. The listing online shows the doors open at 6:30 and the music starts at 9:00. A woman approaches me at my console.)

Customer: “Excuse me, do you know when each band is on?”

Me: “Yes, I do. Which band are you interested in?”

Customer: “Did I already miss ‘The Doors’ play, or are they going to be on stage later on tonight?”

Me: “Um. I think you may have missed your opportunity to see ‘The Doors’ play by a little while.”

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