Misery Loves, Demands And Harasses Company
(A woman approaches the check-out, hauling her two kids with her.)
Customer: “Ugh! Don’t ever have kids; they ruin your life!”
Me: “Um, well, I don’t really plan to…”
Customer: “What?! Why not?”
Me: “Um… I don’t know; I guess I don’t want any…”
Customer: “What?! How old are you?”
Me: “Twenty-three.”
Customer: “What if you have an accident? Then you’ll HAVE to have them!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
