¡Mis Ojos!

My high school Spanish teacher has handed out a worksheet that features a drawing of a beach scene.

Spanish Teacher:
“Now, if you look closely, you’ll notice something very interesting about this worksheet.”

The whole class looks. I’m the first one to spot it.

Me:
“Is that guy naked?!”

Sure enough, there’s a streaker running across the beach. While his private area has been whited out, he is clearly not wearing a thing.

Spanish Teacher: 
“I have yet to be fired.”