Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 6
A customer slams his sandwich down on the counter.
Customer: “I asked for fresh onions in the burger, and these are grilled!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. We’ll get that remade for you right away.”
Customer: “That’s it? An apology?!”
Me: “Yes, sir. We apologize. We’ll get that replacement out to you right away.”
Customer: “And you think that’s acceptable, do you?”
Me: “Yes, sir.”
Customer: “You’re not even going to do anything else for me?!”
Me: “Well, y’see, I don’t really get paid ‘kiss-your-a**’ kinda money.”
For some reason, this seemed to work, and he just waited silently for his replacement burger, grabbed it, and stormed off.
Related:
Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 5
Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 4
Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 3
Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 2
Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort
