Milking It For All It’s Worth

| Related | May 30, 2013

(My dad asks me to go to a nearby store and get milk, and also do the dishes. He comes up from the basement to see me standing at the sink.)

Dad: “What are you doing?”

Me: *deadpan* “Vacuuming.”

Dad: “…Oh, hush. Did you get the milk?”

(The only thing on the counter is the empty bag from the nearby store, which is well in my dad’s line of sight. I look at the bag, then at my dad, back at the bag, back at my dad, then down at the sink again.)

Me: “No, the bag is an illusion.”

Dad: “…smart-a**.”

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