You Might Not Want To Sit Down For This One

, , , | Related | June 11, 2017

It is way back in the 70s and my parents have just gotten engaged. Their friends throw them a big party and everyone is dressed up in their best. Everyone is having a great time and there’s drinking.

My dad gets up and uses the bathroom, then comes back talking to someone. While he was gone, the host put the cake on his chair, and leaves to get the knife. The tables are full of presents and food, you see.

My dad, not paying attention, goes back to sit, distracted by talking. Everyone yells out, but it’s too late. The cake goes splat and my dad is covered in frosting and on the floor. My mom is laughing so hard that she falls, too.

They like to tell the story all the time, and Dad was forever known as He Who Sat on the Cake.

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