Might Need Two Bags For The Number Two

, , , | Working | May 17, 2018

(I work at a very popular girls’ clothing store. We sell large emoji pillows. A customer comes in and buys one large happy emoji, and one large poop emoji. We have bags large enough to hold them. After putting the happy emoji in a bag, I find myself saying this gem:)

Me: “Hmm. I don’t think I can squish the poop in this bag, too.”

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