Might Need Two Bags For The Number Two
(I work at a very popular girls’ clothing store. We sell large emoji pillows. A customer comes in and buys one large happy emoji, and one large poop emoji. We have bags large enough to hold them. After putting the happy emoji in a bag, I find myself saying this gem:)
Me: “Hmm. I don’t think I can squish the poop in this bag, too.”
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