Might Have To Weight For That Wedding

(My fiancé and I are standing in the kitchen, talking about what we should buy at the grocery store. We’ve decided to go on a diet.)

Me: *joking* “I bet we’ll do this, and you will lose a bunch of weight and I won’t lose any!”

Fiancé: “I’m sure we both will, if we stick with it. And I would never leave you just because of your weight! If that’s how I felt, I could have done that a long time ago!”