Might Have To Clean For A Longer Period

| Sweden | Friendly | March 1, 2016

(I’m talking with a friend, and a guy we know is hanging out next to us. My friend is pretty borderline hippie. We get on the topic of cleaning.)

Friend: “Most of the time it’s great to clean naked. You’re gonna get sweaty either anyway right? But last weekend I was mopping the floor—”

Guy: *perks up* “In the nude?”

Girl: *nods* “And it’s hot so I’m sweating like a pig, but after a while when I turn around there’s blood all over the floor in a trail behind me!”

Me: “Wait, what?”

Girl: “Yes! So, apparently my period came early and I had to redo the whole floor again.”

(At this point the guy looked like he was going to get sick and made an excuse to get away from us.)

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