Middle East Meets Far East
(I pop into a liquor store on my way home. I’m a white female. The cashier behind the register is from Iran, second-generation. He has always been very polite and friendly towards me, and he speaks with a heavy accent. I grab my purchases and get in line behind an older Korean customer.)
Customer: “Only this, please.”
Cashier: “What?”
Customer: *very clearly and slowly* “Only this, please.”
Cashier: “I don’t understand you. Do you speak English?”
Customer: “Yes, I speak very well. Please, may I pay?”
Cashier: *to me* “Do you speak Asian?”
Me: *completely baffled* “Uh, I think he said he’s ready to pay. He doesn’t need anything else.”
Cashier: “Okay. Fine.”
(He rings up the gentleman who leaves without making eye contact with anyone, clearly upset or embarrassed.)
Cashier: *ringing me up* “Those people need to learn our language, right? He’s lucky you know Chinese!”
(I was so shocked I haven’t been back to that particular store.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?