Mewling Like A Quim

(Me and my boyfriend have a interesting relationship, I refer to him as ‘My Pet,’ and we are also nerds to say the least. We are having a conversation over IM.)

Me: “I realized today, I am very much like a female Loki…”

Boyfriend: “Yes, you are.”

Me: “I like how you just agreed. I am a female Loki.”

Boyfriend: “I agree… with zero contest. I was about to say “except for the bowing part… Oh, wait…”

Me: “Yes. Bow to me, you peon.”

Boyfriend: “I shall, Mistress.”