Mew-sing On Barking

(A stray cat has been hanging around our front door lately. We feel really sorry for it and have been trying to find it a home, but we can’t bring it inside because I’m seriously allergic.)

Sister: “I wonder if that little kitty is out there now.”

Me: “It is. I heard it meowing a little while ago.”

Sister: “I wish it wouldn’t do that.”

Me: “What do you want it to do? Bark?”