Methinks Thou Hast A Stick Up Thine Arse

(I’ve worked in a convenience store and a computer shop, and I’ve got a little joke about credit cards and a disarming smile and laugh that people seem to enjoy…but this once…)

Customer: “Do you guys take credit cards?”

Me, smiling: “Sure do, but we don’t give ’em back.”

Customer: *very angry* “You’d god-d*** better give it back or I’ll have you arrested on the spot!”

Me: “That was a joke …”

This story is part of the Humorless Customers roundup! This is the last story in the roundup, but we have plenty of others you might enjoy!

10 Hilarious Customer Stories When Sarcasm Was The Only Answer

Read the next Humorless Customers roundup story!

Read the Humorless Customers roundup!