Methinks His Digital Mistress Was Sabotaged
Customer: “My husband spilled a milkshake on his laptop’s keyboard.”
Me: “Okay, well, it appears that you have our accidental service plan, so let’s get you squared away and get this laptop fixed.”
Customer: “Oh, that’s great! When will it be back?”
Me: “Two to four weeks.”
Customer: “Oh, that’s not good.”
Me: “Why?”
Customer: “Do you give loaners?”
Me: “No, I’m afraid we do not.”
Customer: “Great! You mean he won’t be able to watch his p*rn, then?!”
Me: *blank look*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
