Messy Friendship

| Tucson, AZ, USA | Friendly | September 21, 2015

(This conversation takes place through instant messenger.)

Me: “I’m going to kill my neighbor’s dog. It won’t stop barking.”

Friend: “No! Don’t do that.”

Me: “Yeah. That’s too cruel. Kill the neighbor?”

Friend: “No, too messy.”

Me: “You know… a best friend would offer to hide the body.”

Friend: “Still too messy.”

(At least we know where we rank with each other!)

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