Messages Of Lunar-cy
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| October 15, 2012
(My fiancé and I are at our respective colleges, texting each other.)
Me: “You spoil me.”
Fiancé “I try.”
Me: “Baby, I want the moon.”
Fiancé “I can’t get you the moon.”
Me: “Why not!”
Fiancé “Where am I going to buy one?”
Me: “Amazon.”
Fiancé “Babe, the tide would follow you. Dogs would howl after you. People would change into werewolves when you walked by. It’s not worth it.”
Me: “…I wish I could still lock text messages.”
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