Merrily Ignorant Laughable Father

| Related | February 5, 2015

(My parents and I are sitting in the car, trying to get my mom acquainted with the TV show ‘Doctor Who,’ which my dad and I like but she doesn’t.)

Me: “You’d probably like Donna Noble a lot, Mom. She’s really funny.”

Dad: “Yeah, she’s sort of MILF material to me.”

(At this point, my mom and I lose it.)

Me: “Dad, do you even know what that means?!”

Dad: “Yeah… doesn’t it mean ‘Mature, Intimate Lady Friend?'”

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