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Client: “Help, my cat is pregnant and I have no idea what to do now!”
Coworker: “Alright, do you have any un-neutered male cats in the house, or is she an outdoor cat?”
Client: “Yes, I have two un-neutered male cats in the house. Does it matter?”
Coworker: “Well, if you have un-neutered male cats in the house, that is likely how she got pregnant.”
Client: “That’s impossible. My male cats are gay!”