Men Can’t Do Anything Right

, , , , | Working | November 9, 2020

My boyfriend has proposed to me. Due to our having lived together for a while and knowing we’re ready, we see no reason for a long engagement and want to get married. I want a blue wedding dress.

I visit a bridal shop and speak with an assistant.

Assistant: “In this year, the bridal colors, other than white, are cream, brown, and red. Maybe you can have blue next year.”

Me: “But I’m getting married this year.”

Assistant: “Why?”

Me: “Because he proposed!”

Assistant: “Well, you should have done your research first and told him to propose in a proper year.”

Me: “…”

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