Memory Of Him Went Up In Smoke
Customer: “Pack of [Popular Cigarette Brand].”
Me: *grabs pack* “That’ll be $10.90.”
Customer: “I wanted 100s! I come in here twice a week and you can’t remember what I smoke?” *slams money on counter* “Just give me my cigarettes!” *begins to walk away*
Me: “What about your change?”
Customer: “Forget about it!”
(The customer leaves.)
Me: *to coworker* “Do people realize how many people come in here every day and buy the same cigarettes? I can only remember so many.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?