Meet The Unknown Family

(My family is eating at a [Fast Food Restaurant]. We are finishing our meal when a man who seems familiar to me walks up.)

Man: “Hey! If it isn’t the [Family Name]’s!”

Father: “Hey! What are you doing here?”

Man: “Oh, I’m taking my kids to their hockey game and we decided to stop here.”

Father: “Oh, cool. I remember when [My Name] did that.”

Man: “Oh, hey, [My Name].”

Me: “Hi.”

(We walk to the van, and I take my father aside.)

Me: “Dad, who were they again? I can’t remember their name.”

Father: “I was gonna ask you the same thing.”

(We get in the car.)

Mother: “Sweetie, what’s the family’s name again?”

Father: “I don’t know. I was gonna ask [My Name] but he doesn’t know either.”