Meet The Smart-alecs

(My family is visiting my grandparent’s house for Thanksgiving. My grandparents are on my dad’s side of the family. My dad decides to be a bit of a smart-alec to my grandmother.)

Grandmother: “Oh, you son of b****!”

Dad: “Well, then what does that make you?”

Grandmother: “A b****, I guess.”

Me: *with a smart-alec grin similar to my dad’s* “Well, Granny. This is where, ‘Think before you speak,’ comes into play.”

Grandmother: *to my dad* “Terrific, she’s taking after you.”