Meet The Shotgun Family
(My mother and father had one date and got married two months later. My siblings and I like to joke if we get married as fast as they did then they have no right to complain. Cue my both of my brothers, my sister, and I getting married to our spouses within months of knowing each other.)
My Parents: *at every one of our weddings* “THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE!”
(Regardless, we’re all still happily married many years later.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?