Meet The Sarcasm Family

| Related | June 6, 2013

(I am in the bathroom at my parents’ house, and my mom walks in.)

Mom: “Is your father taking a shower?”

(I look around her at the open, empty shower.)

Me: “Well, it doesn’t look like he’s in there…”

Mom: “Okay, smarty pants. Ask him if he’s going to.”

(I yell to father, who is in a different room.)

Me: “Hey, dad! Are you taking a shower?”

Dad: “Well, I look to be on the couch instead of in the bathroom…”

Mom: “…and now I see where you get your stupid sense of humor.”

 

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