Meet The Crispy Family

(My sister is making breakfast for our mom, me, and our brother. Mom loves her bacon well-cooked almost to the point of being burned. My sister is finishing mom’s bacon and this happens.)

Sister: “Mom likes her bacon like she likes her children!”

Me: “Crispy?”

Sister: “I was going to say ‘in threes’!”

Mom: “I was thinking crispy, too!”

Sister: “WELL!”

(We all had a pretty good laugh about it.)