Meet The Christ Family

| USA | Friendly | October 22, 2015

(One of my best friends has gotten a job teaching at a Catholic school. They’re required to attend mass, but she was raised without any religion so she calls me with some questions because she knows I was raised Catholic, though I’m now atheist.)

Friend: “So okay, this Jesus Christ guy…”

Me: “Yeah, he probably existed in one form or another.”

Friend: “And his parents were Mary and Joseph, right?”

Me: “Yep. Well, step-dad, if you listen to the biblical version.”

Friend: “So was Christ their last name? Mary Christ and Joseph Christ?”

Me: *loses it and totally cracks up*

Friend: *…So, no, then.”

Me: *catching breath* “Erm, no. Just… no. Next question!

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